rednova

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no grizz. grizz bad

GrizzCo is a fictional company from the Splatoon universe. In this short, shit article, I'm going to describe to you some goddamn war crimes committed by these mfs on a daily basis. So strap in and let's get going.

child theft

The purpose of the Salmon Run game mode is to harvest golden eggs from Salmonids. The problem is, you can literally see the little Salmonid embryo inside of the egg as a part of the model for it. You can literally see the little demonic hellspawn embryo INSIDE the egg.

genocide

Another problem with the Salmon Run game mode is that you're basically attempting to extinct this entire mf species for no reason other than that a badly carved wooden bear with a badly carved wooden fish in it's badly carved wooden lips told you to.

mismanagement

I don't have any proof of this part, Mr. Grizz just gives me those vibes